Shoes!
Lyrics by Robert A. Gray
Shoes for O' Shannon and shoes for O' Shaughnessy,
Sharon the shepherdess, Sherriff O' Shea,
For Shelagh the sheepshearer, Sherman the sharpshooter,
Either I shoe 'em or shoo 'em away!
Shoes made of chamois as shapely and sheer as the
Sheerest and shapeliest shamrocks that shine.
For sure as old Sean is the Shakespeare of shoemakers,
Shop at his shop it's a shoeshopper's shrine!
Don't shop at Seamus's, Seamus's shoe shop is
Shocking, a shambles, a shameful charade!
His shoes are all shabby, The shoddiest shoe-leather.
My shoes put Seamus's shoes in the shade!