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Who do they think they're calling 'Monster'!
The human race has really got a cheek!
Creatures without tails
Or feathers or fur or scales,
The sight of them's enough to make you shriek,
Eek!
Typical man, he slangs you when he wants ter,
But look at him, an ugly little elf!
Who does he think he's calling 'Monster'!
(Hey, you, Jimmy!)
'Monster', yourself!

Who do they think they're calling 'Monster'!
I'll not take that from them, the little brutes!
Creatures without paws
Or talons or tusks or claws,
They must look funny in their birthday suits!
Hoots!
Someone had better warn them at Westminster;
We're on our way to tell 'em a thing or two!
Who do they think they're calling 'Monster'!
(Hey, yous lot!)
'Monster' to you!