Mole
Little mole
Living underground
What do you know of the world around?
Do you wonder why
They pass you by
And never look in your hole
Little mole?
Mole
Do you miss watching football
On Saturdays in the rain?
Mole
Do you miss cleaning the car?
Or catching the early train?
Mole
Do you miss music?
Or the boy scouts once a year?
Mole
If I shouted Dracula
Would it fill your heart with fear?
Mole
Little mole
Living underground
What do you know of the world around?
Do you wonder why
They pass you by
And never look in your hole
Little mole?
Mole
Do you miss life insurance
When you start getting old?
Mole
Do you miss washing your feet?
Have you ever had a cold?
Mole
Do you miss Bingo?
Or school trips to the zoo?
Mole
If you caught a burglar
Would you know what to do?
Mole
Do you miss cocktail parties
With the people from next door?
Mole
Do you miss waiting in queues
And wiping the kitchen floor?
Mole
Do you miss Yoga
Or putting out the cat?
Mole
If I trod on your molehill
What would you say to that?