Allow us to present ourselves, I'm me and this is him
We're real live entertainers full of vigour, verve and vim
My name is Johnny and his name is Jim
And before we go on with the show
There is something that you ought to know
Same coat and same pants
Now, that isn't by chance
You can see at a glance that it's so
We're alike as two peas from different size pods
We differ in similar ways
He plays to the gallery - I play to the gods
I get the cat-calls and he gets the praise
He's mild and I'm bitter - he's chalk and I'm cheese
Though uneven we're never at odds
We're alike as two apples from different size trees
Or two peas from different size pods